7u7:
cosmo tip #148
(vía captianjackspearow)
i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up
How did I not think of this.
And you get to read all the books
(vía chemobyl)
when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work
but it’s not
And then you look at the description and it says: Last updated in 2005
(Fuente: tosaunterisparisian, vía chemobyl)
friendly reminder that Moriarty was eleven years old when he committed his first murder
(Fuente: longshotlock, vía chemobyl)
[video]
i’M FUCKING
(Fuente: misskerryberry)
[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice]got room for one more
(vía chemobyl)
i wanna scream and shout and let it all out
a person was paid to think this photo up
there was a lighting designer who worked on this photo
somebody did her makeup
these people were paid
(vía theflamboyantpedantic)
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
(vía theflamboyantpedantic)
bm13:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
(vía theflamboyantpedantic)