I WAS WAITING FOR YOU O^O
Hi there, I'm Mai :)
and if I had to write all my interests here I wouldn't have enough space.
AND I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN B-)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hela_Lokidottir
“trouble, across space”
oh
“one guy was a merman with two tails instead of one.” …Kay?//The call Anytime company charges no monthly service fee but, charges $0.95 per minute.
AM I A PHONE WHORE?
“Yes,” answered the tin man, “I did. I’ve been groaning for more than a year, and no one has ever heard me before or come to help me”
//WHAT
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Kinky little shit.“You really are my favorite cousin,” I told her.”
umm .__.
“But by the time Zach and I started going out, she’d probably be hot and heavy with Darryl.”
Umm….The nuclear disaster affected the whole world? Okay then….OOC: rkhjltrjh I’m crying…Mine is from How to Train Your Dragon and…just…
“I PRESUME that you do all HAVE a dragon after that fiasco…?”
Ummm mine’s “could be found—but when he was, he took it.” right..
‘the atlas mountain, Africa’
((He must have cost you heaps.
………That makes me sound like a prostitute. I thought I was safe when it was a kids book but I was so wrong. O____O))
“What kind of noise was this for a man to go to sleep to?”
((Good grief I’m not sure I want to know))
“Could I but meet this same Robin Hood, I would serve it upon his dainty body, and if he minded not, I would beat him till every one of his ribs would cry Amen.”
Oooooooooh, my…
“There had been children - two girls - but both had died of river-fever before they had so much as cut a tooth.”
EDBEWIBPEDB THE HELL!?
“They say that on a quiet night you can hear ‘the lost patient’ shuffling down the corridors, moaning.”
….what?
“Assuming that the total volume of the jewelry is the sum of the volumes of the gold and silver that is contains, calculate the percentage of gold (by mass) in the jewelry.”
… Oh?
As seen on The Travel +hannel’s “America’s Most Haunted Places.”
I’m trying so hard to to break down
*Nationalist movements in the 20th century have resulted in many new nations.
Oh.
“CURSE YOU RED BARON!”
o-o okaaay…
In eukaryotic cells we can differentiate three main components: the core, the organelles and the cell membrane.
I’LL BE A CELL?!
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
(Fuente: whatareeyebrowsfor)
i wish people courted like birds do
like if some guy fancied me he would dress up in bright colours and dance to get my attention
They used to do that, it was called “The 80s”.
Remember when i got those 6 inch black heels
and i tried to see how many stairs i could climb at once
“Now im up to 5 steps at once, this aint even my final form”
“I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD”
“Ball so hard”
“ffffFFFFFF- no. NO. MOM.”
“I TRIED SO HARD AND CAME SO FAR”
If you die, YOU LOSE! YOU GET NOTHING!
(Fuente: refrigeratorlord)
